Bitte ein weiteres Paar ballistischer Schuhe.

"In America, of course, creationism is on the rise. And Bush himself is a creationist. So that’s not really helping - he’s in charge. Well I mean, I say he is in charge, he is nominally in charge.

To say he is in charge is like saying that the canary is in charge of the mine. He is flattered by the attention of the miners, baffled by their reasons for keeping him alive. A harmless adornment on a much more dangerous thing, like a bobblehead on a leopard. Or a tank top on a scorpion."

(Comedian Bill Bailey in "Tinselworm")

Ein Fundstück dazu von Murk: